The dreaded swimming which in itself would not be so scary if it wasn't coupled with the fact that to do such an activity requires the deathly terrifying bathing suit.
If anyone is in the Muskoka area you have probably heard over the past few days the screams, sighs, and generally despair that comes with trying to find the perfect bathing suit. Why does it have to be so hard.
Why can't we go to a store, saran wrap ourselves and call it a day, but NO, so much pressure has been put on is to not look like overstuffed sausage tubes that the perfect bathing suite must be found.
After several hours online, debates, and store emergency shopping I have determined that the perfect bathing suit is a fabled myth....just like a unicorn (which i still kinda believe is true). What does exist however is the fact that somewhere in a factory in the middle of china a small evil Chinese woman sits and giggles as she sews bathing suit after bathing suite thinking "haha mother #%$'s" try to fit into this sucker and look good. Maybe next time someone will pay me more than $1 an hour"
.....Listen little women...I will find you....until then I am standing up for all women and saying "NO MORE", I will not conform and do not care what I look like. I will buy a bathing suit that fits, is comfortable, and I don't give a crap what I look like!!!! I am empowered, taking control of my fate and my personal image. I am women...hear me roar :)
On second thought, maybe I should go online and see if there is another type I can buy :)
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